blogcock - n. a person who just goes to blogs to bash the author in the comments. “Some of my friends are total blogcocks but it’s cool since offline they just cocks.”
cockblogger - n. a blogger who bashes other bloggers on his site. “Tim is a total cockblogger, I think he sometimes just read blogs to bash them in his because his own life is so unblogworthy.”
hipsterrific - adj. something that was lame but now is cool but we all really know that it is lame and will be considered lame again in a few years. “Hey, check out that guy in the mesh John Deer hat and the Kanye West glasses, he is the most hipsterific douche bag ever, I bet he likes Sloan.
metamorphasizzle - v. to transform already pretty cool into something cooler. “I thought I was the bomb when I got rid of my acne but I metamorphasizzled into something atomic when I later got down with my first girl friend.”
redonkulous - adj. bananas, absurd, far out, super ridiculous “Flock of Seagulls sported redonkulous hair”
rediddydonkulous - adj. crazy bananas, super absurd, way far out, super duper ridiculous “My boss became head of IT but that was totally a rediddydonkulous decision cuz that trotch doesn’t even know the difference between a forum and a blog.”
sexticals- n. the hangy parts of your dirty places (can be both male and female). “As you grow older you will notice gravity doing a number on your sexticals.”
slaxor - n. slacker of the information age. “Toby goes to web club after school but never makes any websites because he is a total slaxor and rather look at girls dancing to daft punk on youtube.”