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It’s been a while

October 31, 2008 on 10:43 am | In Uncatagorized Bastard | No Comments

And what of it… Not like you missed me. I’ve been busy not doing much of anything that would interest you. good stuff happened, really bad stuff happened and all is pretty much the same. I guess what I’m trying to get at is that I don’t have much to say and am trying to come up with ideas that will please you. Until then here is a review of a restaurant that I went to written as if I were Jack the Ripper:

Prairie Joes

Quite an unsavory establishment to my palette. Perhaps if I enjoyed fresh ingredients less and bacon grease more, I wouldn’t have the emisis all morning. I should warn all vegetarians to steer clear of this poor excuse for a greasy spoon, there is a film of pork on everything including the tableware. Upon ingesting a mediocre breakfast burrito I succumbed to the queasiness that accompanies rancid breakfast goods.

The decor? I fear there are many a homeless people who have been robbed of there home furnishings may be able to find them here.

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